So many of my clients and friends are freaked out about the economy and all the “doom-and-gloom” reports in the news. I highly recommend ignoring the news at least one day a week (or more often, if you are not a “news junkie.”)

If you MUST read or listen to the news, try tapping before you do. Say something like: “Even though I dread reading the latest financial news, I deeply and completely accept myself.”

Very often, when I tap with people in person or over the phone, I try to find the humor in a situation. Often, it is a perfect “test” to see if a person has really reached a SUDS of “0″ if they say at the end of a session: “You know, it really is kind of funny!” EFT is so amazing, because that same person might have been crying and saying that their situation was a “10” only a few minutes and a few rounds of tapping earlier.

I just received an e-mail joke about doctors’ responses to the “economic bailout.” I thought it was very funny, so I’m sending it on to all of you. Enjoy!

Blessings,

Kiya

Doctors’ Opinion of Financial Bail Out Package

The Allergists voted to scratch it, and the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve, and the Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.

The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

The Pathologists yelled; ‘Over my dead body!’ while the Pediatricians said, ‘Oh, Grow up!’

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, the Radiologists could see right through it, and the Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, ‘This puts a whole new face on the matter.’

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn’t hold water.

The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists left the decision up to some assholes in Washington.